Inking Big Bird to your behind because Sesame Street happened to be your favourite babysitter is not a forgivable offense. Picking a tattoo is a sacred act between you and your skin and one that shouldn’t be done without the expertise of anyone less than the best in the business. And no matter what your cousin Ronnie says, he’s not the artist you’re looking for. Today’s find, however, is giving you the chance to get inked with a tattoo that will remain permanently awesome, even if you do insist on paying tribute to a giant Muppet.

Whether you’re working on a full-body masterpiece or this is your first time getting inked, Toronto Ink Tattoo provides the type of clinical environment you’d expect from a high-end tattoo parlour. After all, this isn’t ‘Bill’s Totally Rad Tattoo Truck’. Here you’ll find first-class procedure rooms with cable TV, comfortable seating, and state-of-the-art equipment. Their sterilization techniques are as safe as it gets so you’ll never have to worry when you sit down with one of their pros. Of course, one of the best views of Queen Street doesn’t hurt either. And with internationally recognized artists taking care to perfect your choice of creative expression, we’re sure this is the place for you.

Here’s the thing about tattoos: they’re permanent. Which means you’ve got a right to be picky when it comes time to choose an artist. So don’t settle for cousin Ronnie, or anyone else who isn’t from Toronto Ink Tattoo.