Shrinking objects can usually only be created through the properties of heat or a malfunctioning invention from a Rick Moranis movie. Apply the laws of science to your own waistline with today's WagJag: $29 for a three-month gym membership at Fluid Fitness Club (a $100 value).

Fluid Fitness Club's highly trained staff can help you become the person you've always wanted to be. The Grimsby studio has been a venue of choice for Olympic medal winners and national boxing champions in the past, gaining a reputation for specialized and effective weight loss regimens. Over the span of three months, members can take advantage of fitness boot camp or fitness boxing classes that feature intensive cardio development, strength training and nutritional support for optimal results in minimal time. Sessions are small enough that you get the one-on-one attention you deserve without sacrificing the inspiration and motivation found in group workouts. Participants of all ages and all ability levels are welcome.