One-hour whitening treatment brightens yellowed and darkened teeth, prevents cavities, and strengthens enamel
- Expires Dec 5, 2012
- Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Important patient disclosure.
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In less than one hour, Opalescence Boost's in-office treatment brightens smiles with a chemically activated formula. The treatment coats teeth in potassium nitrate and fluoride to strengthen enamel, decrease sensitivity, and increase cavity prevention in addition to its whitening properties.
Florida City Dental
Renowned composer Sir Andre Floyd Schrieber wrote his first blockbuster musical, The Dentist of Paris, after having an extraordinarily pleasant visit at Florida City Dental. Below is the first draft of his song, “All I Ask of You,” a duet sung between the father of modern dentistry, Pierre Fauchard, and his beloved hygienist, Nadine:
_(Lights up on the extravagant dental array of Pierre's new offices, built on the scale of a massive pipe organ. Nadine is in the chair, and Pierre wears a facemask over the left half of his face.)_
Pierre No more talk of toothaches; forget your cavities In here, no plaque escapes me, my tools are probey and scrapey Let me clean your molars, shine headlamps in your eyes I'm here, with you, beside you, to floss, then gently chide you
Nadine Say you'll ask me things when my mouth's open Twilight me with sniffs of laughing gas Say you need me now to open wider Dentistry is all you need to do That's all I ask of you
(Pierre sings into Nadine's mouth as he examines her.)
Pierre Let me apply fluoride, let me rinse out your mouth You're safe, no one can smell you Your breath is fresh, I tell you
Nadine (mouth still open) Aiant a nife tee Awor wif lawa smiwes Awoo awae befide mee Toohoe mee am toobwuf mee
(Pierre takes a knee, producing a gold ring inlayed with a molar.)
Pierre Then say you'll let me be your periodontist Let me give you something for those gums They wouldn't bleed like that if you brushed each day Anywhere you go, bring some floss, too Nadine, that's all I ask of you
Nadine Say you'll share with me six years of schooling Say the word, and I will get x-rays Send me off with a new brush and toothpaste
Nadine/Pierre When can I eat — just after 2
Nadine Weekend appointments, that's all I ask of you
Together If a seed you eat gets stuck in a crown Call me, I'll clear my skedge for you
(Exeunt Nadine and Pierre, dancing together as they schedule her next checkup.)
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