A good scary movie should make your spine tingle -- unfortunately, your everyday life just makes it ache. Don't scream quietly and watch as your back becomes the next victim: Pay $35 for a chiropractic treatment package from Schwenn Family Chiropractic in Marion (a $335 value). Nothing scary about this appointment -- you'll get a consultation with Dr. Schwenn, complete with a thorough consultation, exam, necessary X-rays, and a report of the findings to explain everything. You can even bring along the littlest monsters, as Dr. Schwenn has extensive pediatric experience. The package ends with a thrilling conclusion: a 30-minute therapeutic massage at the hands of a licensed massage therapist, which should leave you able to give the liveliest of standing ovations.