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One or Three Colon-Cleansing Sessions with Consultation at Lavar Spa (Up to 64% Off)
value $129
discount $79
savings 61%
Time left: Expired deal
Deal provided by: Groupon
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Highlights:

Automated sessions clear toxins from colons as clients control temperature & pressure in private rooms with aromatherapy candles & TVs

Fine print:
  • Expires Nov 21, 2012
  • For 1-session option, limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. For 3-session option, limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. May redeem across visits.
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Description:
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Lavar Spa. Choose between the following options:

  • For $50, you get one colon-cleansing session with a consultation (a $129 value).
  • For $139, you get three colon-cleansing sessions with a consultation (a $387 value).

During Lavar Spa's automated colon cleansings, clients relax in private rooms as machines gently clear out toxins and built-up impurities to improve intestinal and overall health. After an initial consultation, 30- to 45-minute sessions begin when a disposable pencil thin nozzle inserts into the colon to fill it with warm, purified water. The flowing aqua stimulates natural motions within intestines to foster healthy bowel movements, expunge waste, and strengthen colonic muscle tone for upcoming photo shoots. Meanwhile, clients can adjust water pressure and temperatures throughout the treatment, promoting optimal comfort as they watch TV, read, or contemplate the origins of monkey bread among the scents emanating from each room's aromatherapy candles. Sessions typically result in no downtime and are said to help abate a variety of chronic conditions such as IBS, pain, and acne.