Like a homing pigeon, stress is very good at finding its way back to the nest, usually somewhere in your body where it can cause all sorts of aches and pains. For only $39 (usually $130), the highly qualified and healing hands at Beyond Wellness Naturopathic Clinic will treat you with a 30-minute remedial massage and a 30-minute health and detox consultation in a warm, welcoming peaceful environment. Your delicious massage will release knots and spasms in your muscles, help with headaches, lower back and general pain, plus stimulate the lymphatic system. Your health and detox consultation will address and treat the causes of things like fatigue, digestive upsets, menstrual disorders and allergies - even depression and anxiety. After this treatment, you may be able to give your pigeon the slip for good.